Sarah the Whale

In Frisco bay, there lived a whale

They fed her oysters by the pail

By bathtub

By teacup

By thimble and by schooner.

Her name was Sarah and when she smiled,

She showed her teeth for miles and miles.

And her tonsils

And her spare ribs

And things to fierce to mention.

Oh, what would you do with a whale like that?

What would you do if she sat on your hat?

Or you toothbrush?

Or your ?

Or anything else that’s useless like that?

The blank is filled in with either camper or counselor depending on who is singing the song.