Herman the Worm

CHORUS:

Sittin’ on a fencepost, chewing my bubblegum (chew, chew, chew, chew)

Playin’ with my yo-yo, (woo! woo!)

When along came Herman the worm

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And he was this big (make a motion as if measuring a tiny worm)

I said: “Herman? What happened?”

“I ate my sister.”

CHORUS

And he was this big (make a motion as if measuring a bigger worm)

And I said: “Herman? What happened?”

“I ate my brother.”

CHORUS

And he was this big (make a motion as if measuring a bigger worm)

And I said: “Herman? What happened?”

“I ate my Mother.”

CHORUS

And he was this big (make a motion as if measuring a bigger worm)

And I said: “Herman? What happened?”

“I ate my father.”

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And he was this big (make a motion as if measuring a tiny worm)

And I said: “Herman? What happened?”

“I burped.”