Girl Scout Camp (Gee Mom, I Wanna Go Home)

The busses that you ride in, they say they’re mighty fine,

But when they turn a corner, they leave the wheels behind.

CHORUS:

Girl Scout Camp, gee Mom, I wanna go-

But they won’t let me go-

Gee Mom, I wanna go home.

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The counselors that they give you, they say they’re mighty fine,

But when they turn around, they look like Frankenstein.

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The first aid that they give you, they say it’s mighty fine,

But if you cut your finger, you’re left with only nine.

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The Kool-Aid that they have here they say it’s mighty fine,

But when take a sip, it tastes like turpentine.

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The bagels that they give you, they say they’re mighty fine

But one rolled off the table and killed a friend of mine

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The spaghetti that they serve you, they say is mighty fine

They rinse it the toilet and drain it on the line

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The cocoa that they serve you, they say it’s mighty fine,

It’s good for cuts and bruises and tastes like iodine.

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The cabins that they give you, they say they’re mighty fine

But anyone who said this has never slept in mine.

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The toilets that they have here they say they’re mighty fine,

But when you have to go, you’d rather be blind.